Breaking: The person who played Cindy in D3: The Mighty Ducks and Jogger in the 2004 TV special The Rutles 2: Can’t Buy Me Lunch gives her kid Goldfish crackers

Everyone STOP what you’re doing and read this immediately:

Samantha Harris’ mommy must-have? Goldfish crackers! “I love that the Goldfish [line] has whole grain [varieties] now, so I feel better about [my daughter, Josselyn] eating them,” she tells Us.

Just take that in and remember it because years from now when you have grandkids, they’re going to ask you about it when The Rutles 2 comes on and they see the woman jogging on the screen and ask you what you think she fed her kids as a healthy snack alternative in real life.  You’re welcome.