Look at this rare sh!t!
Flavors beyond the wildest of imaginations! Salsa con queso?? Queso fiesta??? Just stop. I immediately ripped these open and shoved handfuls of each down my facehole. Taste test time!
Now, I’m not big on the puffs, even if the flavor is “nuevo”.. I prefer the crunch of the classic ‘fish. But these salsa con queso puffs were sexual in nature.
It’s not what you’d expect: They taste more salsa-y than cheesy, but if I were blindfolded and asked what these tasted like, I probably wouldn’t say salsa either. Maybe a pepper jack mixed with ketchup? OK I’m not doing it justice. But they were the biggest hit of the bunch!
The other favorite was the queso fiesta flavor-blasted (non puff) Goldfish. These kinda tasted like the salsa con queso puffs, but having the traditional Goldfish crunch and texture gave them extra points. They shaded a bit towards the pizza flavor, which isn’t my favorite, but there was definitely a unique cheesiness to them. I think naming them “cheese party” was a correct choice.
The saddest part of all this is that these flavors are impossible to find! I had never seen them before and I haven’t seen them since. Makes me wish I didn’t eat all of them in 4 minutes.