As sad as I was to bid adieu to my trusty steed of 15 years, my 1998 Ford Escort, I have to admit that I am truly enjoying the fancy features of my new car. I can now make the windows go up and down by pressing a button, pop the trunk from the inside of the car, and have both heat AND air conditioning.. welcome to 1950s luxury! The finest feature of all can be seen below though:
I paid an extra $85,000 for this feature, but how could I live without a Goldfish compartment??? More important than working brakes if you ask me. Now all I need is fingerprint identification locks for the compartment and I’ll be all set.