Woman finds God in Goldfish

Further proof that these snacks are sent from the heavens above.

A few thoughts:

1. This woman eats POUNDS of Goldfish every week and looks at each one individually before she eats it.  That sounds like it would take up her entire week, but when you do the math, it’s not too bad.  Lets say she eats two of the 1.87 lb. cartons a week (amateur hour, but you gotta start somewhere)..that’s 3.74 pounds of Goldfish per week.  At 51 pieces per serving and 28 servings per carton, there are about 1428 fish per carton, so multiply that by two and thats 2856 fish she’s eating per week.  If she looks at each individual one before she eats it, lets estimate that it takes her 5 seconds per fish.  5 x 2856 = 14280 seconds a week eating Goldfish.  Divide that by 60 and you get 238 minutes.  Divide that by 60 and you get almost 4 hours.  Reasonable, no???

2. I love how she put it in a wedding ring box.  If a woman proposed to me with a Goldfish in a ring box, I would weep with pure joy and say yes faster than you can say “Holy trans fatrimony”.

3.  She contacted Pepperidge Farm to tell them about it, and they told her “it sounds like something miraculous happened”.  Yeah, the phillips head screw that made the cross in that fish miraculously didn’t end up in the carton she bought, and they are miraculously not getting sued.

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